So, lets open tonight's mail bag.... I will pick this little gem entitled "guns rights terminated" forwarded to me by no less than 7 armed, angry, white folk (not quite a jury).
My militia lovin', 2nd amendment, gun totin' broys and sissies in arms, are up in arms and emailing their "Fw. guns rights terminated" to everyone in their address book.
Considering the latest poll numbers; the self proclaimed "silent majority is hovering around 18% (interestingly, about the same as US illiterate rate). When these folks feel silenced... they unlock...and e-load! Frankly, it's an adorably dangerous thing to behold, and this week we hit the jackpot.
The Terminator-Govenator, Arnold SSchwarzenegger signed the dreaded "Act "into law. and according to the email it's time for some name callin', legislator huntin' and tea-baggin... again...ad naseam.
"By signing AB 962 into law, Schwarzenegger’s liberal Hollywood roots are once again showing through."
"Yes, the same guy who made millions sporting every weapon known to man in action flicks is mandating gun owners be treated like common criminals for exercising their Second Amendment right."
My victimized silent majority friends claim that Swartzie is dead wrong this time.
Never-mind that the bill worked it's way up through the legislative process, and is a result of the California-populaces' efforts to make it more difficult for ammo-buyers; in hopes that gang related violence and senseless street killings might be curtailed.
I guess Gov. Schwartz isn't planning on seeking another term because true Red-Republican politicians never listen to their constituents. True repugs are beholden only to their deep pocket lobby groups, like the NRA, RNC....(or their mistresses...or gay lovers)
...(pssst... did you know Arnold is foreign born and married to a Kennedy)... booo...hisssss...
....menthol-vapor-rub-your eyes....whaaahaaa/whinnneee
"what's happening to our 'once' great nation?"... booo hoooo it's so scary these days.
Dammit hollywood, freedom hater, Californiac, medical marijuana smoking, NAZIS! Who do you think you are? You have ruffled the feathers of the 18% illiterate right wing and they are my friends and now they are bombarding my inbox!
And...they are ready to fight for their 2nd amendment rights, which includes buying all the ammunition they want at dirt cheap prices and stock piling it in their basement, next to their 2yr supply of Cosco's 25 pound bags of rice.
To all my BFF's feeling marginalized in your own great nation, I admire how you are always clamoring for 'States Rights', especially in Georgia, (but never in California...they're gay). Tragically this battle was lost. ooOh well, keep unlocked and e-loaded and live to fill my inbox another day.
Thanks steve, shirley, nello, JR, dan, rick and ginny... I'll be sure to fw. back to you.
Stay classy folks.. bang bang.
PS. Todd got his deer! Venison for the masses! (the rest of you can eat cake) Isn't he cute?...(Todd that is.)
Well the dumasses shoulda started stockpiling ammo years ago. They musta just fell off the turnip truck. Shoot. Any gunlovin guy with a half a brain already has enough ammo to get them into the next century. It don't make no nevermind anyway. I gots two, count em, two reloaders, barrels of powder and a 500 pound pallet of lead.
ReplyDeleteIf all else fails,a shotgun shell loaded with rice could really do some damage. (As long as the rice hasn't been cooked, that is)
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